Mr Smith,
I will donate our English Springer Spaniels to the Labour Party, even
my WW2 Piper Cub, G-KIRK and even, possibly, persuade Kirstie to come
and clean once a week for you, if you obtain that relevant disclosure
that is lawfully mine.
I will never ever forgive you for pushing out my very
dear, dear friend from his parliamentary seat, Walter Sweeny Esq.,
brilliant lawyer, political visionary, ‘bon viveur' and great family man
but your personal assistance in the past has been nothing but exemplary
and I am confident, therefore, you will not shirk entering the lion's
den, dented a little by the Magna Carta and early 18th Century Act, maybe, that ancient cartel of 'HM' deceit, licensed to print money and spend it with gay abandon.
Yours sincerely,
Maurice J Kirk BVSc
Marlpits, St Donats Aerodrome
South Wales CF61 1 ZB
Copy Lord Foulkes, David Cameron MP, Vince Cable MP, http://www.kirkflyingvet.com/ & http://www.wacl.org.uk/